construction jokesA painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.

The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!".

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!".

The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!".

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?".

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

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construction jokesOne afternoon a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," the carpet layer said to himself. So, he got out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him a pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."

"Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet..."

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