construction jokes

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.

One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and exclaimed, "Those little bastards!"

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A construction manager was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince." She bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful prince, I will stay with you for one week." The construction manager took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a prince, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the CM took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into her pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful prince, that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The CM replied, "Look, I'm a construction manager. I don't have time for a boyfriend. But a talking frog, well... that's just plain cool!"

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